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Mr Available Bangs Colombia January 2021

Mr Available

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I'm well aware Colombia is a dangerous country to visit. I'm currently preparing for my trip. Pussy isn't for pussies. :)

What I've done so far:
Worked out nearly everyday for about 2 months.
Been practicing my Spanish daily for about 1 month.
Recently got a Canon DSLR and am pracitcing my self portraits.
Loaded up on workout/sex drive supplements.
Almost done finalizing the trip.

Key points to Colombia:
Head on a swivel.
#s game as the women are very flakey.
Spanish must be at least intermediate.
Have backups of critical equipment/property such as passports and phones.

My goal:
5 lays.
1 main girl I can hang with.

I'll be uploading my pictures by the end of the week. My biggest weakpoint is my photos.

As stated with my introduction once I complete this trip I will work on my goal of hitting $450K per year.
 
I just worked out, spent some time studying Spanish and uploaded my pictures:

Pre-DSLR Pictures:
https://ibb.co/album/Fqmqkh

DSLR Pictures Shoot 1
https://ibb.co/album/jHbJtJ

Please give me your honest opinion. Worst case scenario, I'll retry shooting pictures for another trip.
 
Mr Available said:
Please give me your honest opinion. Worst case scenario, I'll retry shooting pictures for another trip.
As for dslr photos, not a single one is particulary well made. Also, you don't look good on any of these.

My advice is - first of all start by taking pictures outside. They are all blurry and bland because either your dslr and lens are not fit for shooting inside, or your camera settings are not set properly (I suppose it's automatic mode?). It will be much easier doing good photos outside, because there will be more light, allowing you to have more freedom in setting the camera without worrying about not letting enough light into the lens. Also, cheap cameras focus much better in good light conditions.

As for you - if you wanna do the photos where you exercise:
1) Drop the idea of lifting actual heavy weights - you are obviously struggling on these photos, we can see it on your face. Your facial expression is really silly.
2) Do some exercise that is actually impressive - no girl ever has said "Oh wow, look at that guy, he's doing butterflies, impressive". Do some deadlift, benchpresses, or maybe calisthenic moves like pullups.
3) Cannot really see the appeal of gym photos, unless it shows off your physique. On these you cannot see it at all - under the hood you can be fat, fit, skinny, or whatever.
4) Whole appeal of DSLR photos is the blurred background - it's hard to get it when there is a wall directly behind you. If you insist on the gym shots, try getting a better angle, or some machine that has more space behind it.
 
Lostcause said:
Mr Available said:
Please give me your honest opinion. Worst case scenario, I'll retry shooting pictures for another trip.
As for dslr photos, not a single one is particulary well made. Also, you don't look good on any of these.

My advice is - first of all start by taking pictures outside. They are all blurry and bland because either your dslr and lens are not fit for shooting inside, or your camera settings are not set properly (I suppose it's automatic mode?). It will be much easier doing good photos outside, because there will be more light, allowing you to have more freedom in setting the camera without worrying about not letting enough light into the lens. Also, cheap cameras focus much better in good light conditions.

As for you - if you wanna do the photos where you exercise:
1) Drop the idea of lifting actual heavy weights - you are obviously struggling on these photos, we can see it on your face. Your facial expression is really silly.
2) Do some exercise that is actually impressive - no girl ever has said "Oh wow, look at that guy, he's doing butterflies, impressive". Do some deadlift, benchpresses, or maybe calisthenic moves like pullups.
3) Cannot really see the appeal of gym photos, unless it shows off your physique. On these you cannot see it at all - under the hood you can be fat, fit, skinny, or whatever.
4) Whole appeal of DSLR photos is the blurred background - it's hard to get it when there is a wall directly behind you. If you insist on the gym shots, try getting a better angle, or some machine that has more space behind it.

My camera is on AV mode with a timer set for continuous shots. That day I forgot to bring the cable connecting the remote devices to my camera.

Point taken, I need to go outside.
 
I'll update this thread when I'm in Colombia. Asking for photo advice would clutter up this thread and I made another thread for that.

I also just shaved my head. By the time I'm in Colombia it won't be a buzz cut.

I'm open to playing around with photo game, it's just not in me to quit.
 
Today's the big day!

My airlines rescheduled so I'll be arriving at Medellin around midnight. :(

There's talk about needing to self quarantine as well as undergo a health screening. At this point it's too late to back off. Almost everything is packed up. I'm frankly nervous, never been to Latin America.

I'll be there for about 2 weeks. Only goal is to get 1 lay. No prostitutes and no girls with boyfriends. Girl must be semi-attractive and not busted. Ideally 100 cold approaches per day, 1 instadate attempt per day, and 4 dates per day. I think I can approach 90%+ girls that are either in groups or alone during the day. I'd like to think I can achieve a 1% close rate. If that spam approach isn't working I'll go for warmer leads like attending classes. I'm not sure if I want to go out at night so that will be a judgement call. Some of you may have seen my pictures, I have a certain edge I'm bringing into Colombia. I'll also be attempting to make connections/friends at the airport. I'll try to update this thread (hopefully with pictures).

As with pictures, I don't have much luck pipelining. I got some okay leads but they're not really responding. When I return home I'll try to get at least 2 more online pictures. Getting great pictures has always been my achille's heel. It's not in me to quit.
 
I have to wait for a couple more hours until I make my second flight. Even just in the airport there are really hot chicks. I FUCKING love Latin America. It's almost like visiting Los Angeles. Where I currently live there's attractive women but not dispersed like the airport I'm at or LA.

I ran into complications at the ticket office. I pissed off the airlines because I was within the hour of boarding. I ran fast to catch my flight. At the moment I'm trying to figure out if I need a SIM card since my carrier service isn't working for surfing the internet :? I also learned I had to fill out Colombia's immigration form. I never received notification I had to do that.

I'm also trying to figure out if I need to take a COVID test before entering Medellin. EDIT: I have to. Not sure if I want to spend $40 on a SIM card which is bullshit. I might pay for a taxi while I still have WIFI.

But yeah besides all this bullshit I will at least get 1 lay. I'll try to take some creep shots. Latin America rules!
 
Damn, always wanted to go to colombia. This will be fucking awesome. Enjoy your trip!

Btw make it clear in your bio when using tinder that you're a foreigner and you're there for a short time. This will crack their inner hoe side like a walnut.
 
Excuses said:
Damn, always wanted to go to colombia. This will be fucking awesome. Enjoy your trip!

Btw make it clear in your bio when using tinder that you're a foreigner and you're there for a short time. This will crack their inner hoe side like a walnut.

100 is an ideal number, we'll see if my AA shows up. I'm only here for 2 weeks, I can't do 10 a day and call it quits. BTW the women are flakes and I've read it's recommended to triple book dates. I'm also not too keen on going out at night since the girls go out with their families. American pickup style cocky and fun doesn't work down here.

I'm not playing around on Tinder. I've heard that's a minefield in Colombia. I'm also trying to unlock my phone at the moment. Push comes to shove I'll buy an unlocked phone at the mall and download apps. Like they say everybody got a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Fallback to cold approaching is warm approaching. I should have gotten an unlocked phone when I had the chance.

I'm having a pretty bad day. Tomorrow can only get better.

Re: TheBastard
The PCR swab begins January 12. I dodged a bullet there.
 
I'll be brief. I have so much to do. Within the hour of stepping foot into Colombia I had two guys invite me out to hang with their crew. I'm really flattered but am wary of getting used for money.

I'm currently on about 3 hours of sleep. I'm kind of crabby. I approached about 5 girls. One had a really nice ass, the others had big tits. The big ass one gave me her whatsapp and I'll see if I can nab her before I leave. If it were back in America usually the hot ones wouldn't give me the time of the day which is why I work on improving my finances. One was a MILF, had two others that were nasty to me. Another was a Venezuelean who had nice T and A. I think an old lady was calling me rude but I didn't care.

Initial impression of Medellin is overall above average women. The top tiers are really hot and I've seen maybe 3 or 4 of those types today. Maybe COVID has something to do with it but there weren't attractive women everywhere. Maybe about every 20 minutes one will show up but nothing like every 10 seconds that I've heard some people claim.

Just in case anybody is going soon the security guards at the grocery stores are only allowing certain people in on certain days. So for example if your ID ends in an odd number you can shop on Wednesdays. I still need to get my SIM card and that's a big reason why I can only use my phone when there's WIFI. Also think there's a curfew now, I asked around to get clarification.

I made my waitress' day by giving her a flower.

I might go out once I'm done napping. I'm tired and am rambling at thids point, no clue if a curfew is in place anyways. 100 per day isn't possible unless I go to a more target saturated area.
 
This is VERY interesting for me, learning how things are in Colombia (Medellin) right now. Yeah, when I was there I think 20/day was doable. 100 if you plan on approaching 12 hours a day.

Have fun! In 2 weeks you should be clapping some very nice, thick Colombian cheeks 8-)
 
Mr Available said:
I'll be brief. I have so much to do. Within the hour of stepping foot into Colombia I had two guys invite me out to hang with their crew. I'm really flattered but am wary of getting used for money.

I'm currently on about 3 hours of sleep. I'm kind of crabby. I approached about 5 girls. One had a really nice ass, the others had big tits. The big ass one gave me her whatsapp and I'll see if I can nab her before I leave. If it were back in America usually the hot ones wouldn't give me the time of the day which is why I work on improving my finances. One was a MILF, had two others that were nasty to me. Another was a Venezuelean who had nice T and A. I think an old lady was calling me rude but I didn't care.

Initial impression of Medellin is overall above average women. The top tiers are really hot and I've seen maybe 3 or 4 of those types today. Maybe COVID has something to do with it but there weren't attractive women everywhere. Maybe about every 20 minutes one will show up but nothing like every 10 seconds that I've heard some people claim.

Just in case anybody is going soon the security guards at the grocery stores are only allowing certain people in on certain days. So for example if your ID ends in an odd number you can shop on Wednesdays. I still need to get my SIM card and that's a big reason why I can only use my phone when there's WIFI. Also think there's a curfew now, I asked around to get clarification.

I made my waitress' day by giving her a flower.

I might go out once I'm done napping. I'm tired and am rambling at thids point, no clue if a curfew is in place anyways. 100 per day isn't possible unless I go to a more target saturated area.

Props on going out there man. Been in Colombia (Cali, Medellin and Bogota) in non-pandemic times, definitely tons of hot girls.

I also got toooons of girls on Tinder when I was there. I'd definitely suggest using the apps.

I'm going down there again this year. How long you staying for? Maybe we'll link up.
 
Joe, I leave in mid January. I might return later this year as it's not in me to go home empty handed.

Thebastard said:
This is VERY interesting for me, learning how things are in Colombia (Medellin) right now. Yeah, when I was there I think 20/day was doable. 100 if you plan on approaching 12 hours a day.

Have fun! In 2 weeks you should be clapping some very nice, thick Colombian cheeks 8-)

God damn it!! Well to be fair the present moment is the 2nd best time to do something. I think 20 per day is still doable but everybody is coming in at different looks standards, AA, and risk assessments. I'm still looking for those target saturated areas. I think the malls are where it's at.

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Random Thoughts
I'm typing this now at about 4 hours of sleep. When I return home I need to go see a sleep doctor, I'm not sure why I keep waking up in the middle of the night. It's early in the morning. It began raining yesterday late afternoon and I got caught badly off guard. Will be getting my umbrella, SIM card, and a dress shirt today. There will be more rain for the duration of my trip...the way I see it is I'll have to work smart to find the DTF big booty girls.

Maybe it's been a while since I cold approached but I'm finding about 10% of potential mates appear for 5 seconds and then vanish. Then my brain starts backwards rationalizing. I have to account for that.

Improvements from past experiences:
For the most part not intimidated by beauty. Learning photography has made me consider context for pictures. I think today I can get a picture of me in an intimate setting. In the past it would have been some lame-o pictures.

Adjustments for today:
  • Need to approach at least 1 girl-girl situation. Had none yesterday. There's a lot of these in cafes.
  • Will keep trying cold approach on the street. However will stop that as I’m having a hard time finding target saturated locations. I've reached out to people to try a night game angle for Friday and Saturday.
  • Like Andy said, my biggest solution is to keep approaching. The numbers I collect will eventually ignite.
  • Need to stop following political news. Have to focus on getting laid
  • Need to be quicker writing these posts
 
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