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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BOYS.
Date: August 19, 2022
After 26 long years, I've finally gotten laid. That was my whole goal in starting this thread and focusing purely on this for the last 3+ months. It's been a busy few days so I haven't posted in a bit, but GODDAMMIT I'm happy. I feel like I can do anything now. Anything I set my mind to!
Instead of feeling like the end of a long road, feel like I've only hit the first checkpoint in a much MUCH longer game, lol!
TL;DR We had sex. Third date, third base.
This might be a long post so strap in!
Okay, so I met this girl on Hinge. She messaged me first, which was a good sign. The leader of the men's group told me it's best to text back ASAP to keep interest high, so I followed his advice and set up a date. We had two dates, one in the Domain ATX, and another at my place making out on my bed.
For our third date we planned to go to Cidercade in ATX, but she'd gotten sick from her son's b-day party that Monday. So I thought the date was postponed.
HERE'S WHERE I ALMOST FUMBLED THE BAG.
The whole day of the date (Thursday) she didn't message me and I didn't message her because I didn't want to seem needy. I also assumed she was just recovering from being sick. So the following morning I sent a joke message praying she was still alive. She sent back a message saying I STOOD HER UP for our date. I was at work, so I called her during breaktime to straighten things out. I said "Sorry" (ONCE) and explained my situation. She told me I was a savage for not texting or calling back a lot, and I told the girls, I've dealt with made me that way. (Half true!)
So we set up another date for Friday, but she told me she was in my town today! I said bet and told her to come thru once I got back from work. I rushed back home, took a shower, tossed my dirty clothes in the laundry, removed all used dishes, shaved my face, and vacuumed my fucking room, and sprayed cologne all before she came over. I quickly thought of something we could do together once she came over, so I wouldn't be fumbling, and I suggested I cook something, a quick dish I learned from my father: Nigerian Jollof Rice! So we drove in her car to H-E-B for ingredients and came back and I got to cooking.
There were a few things she said which I immediately put off as SIMP deflections
- She said, "This better taste good. You have to impress me." (in a teasing manner)
I laughed and said "Pft, no I don't!" She said, "What? You don't have to impress me?" And I said, "Yeah, you're just going to eat my food and enjoy it, and that'll be that!"
Later on she mentioned having to move in to a new place soon and needing help. I said, that's cool and told her that I consider moving "family privileges". You don't get that yet. And she said. I'm not family? and I said something about my uncle getting my help.
She mentioned that she wanted to get a bigger booty and hopefully Nigerian food would do it. I grabbed her ass and squeezed, telling her it's only a matter of time. I had never grabbed a girl's ass casually like that!
Finally, she said she wanted to get her nails done, and jokingly asked me if she could get $45 to do so. I said, "Hell nah. The fuck I Iook like?! And jokingly slapped her hand out the way.
I've internalized so much red pill stuff, I answered most of those questions unconsciously. Though I'm still kinda awkward about it. So all those tests were passed. And we went to my bedroom to wait for the food to cook. We watched half the first episode of that trash show Euphoria before eating. We ate my rice and drank a bit of vodka/tea. Then went back to my room and she wanted to give me a massage i'd been asking for since after our last date.
I gave her the lotion and she got to work. It was nice and she also combed my hair, lol. After that we started making out and getting BIZZAY.
From this point on, I let instinct take over, just as I had done in my first sexual encounter over two months ago, but this time, I learned from everything previous, and took things slow. I had lube and condoms on deck. Set the lighting well, and had a movie playing in the background (her request).
She was smelling my neck and really enjoying my Gentle Elsatys Cologne. I promised myself to use this one in case of emergency. This was one of those times. She said it smelled fresh and not overbearing. I remember when I first smelled it I knew it smelled like SEX and should only be used during special occasions, lol. The lady at the store said it was like Sauvage, but cheaper.
I say funny things while we make out. Make sure she's comfortable and relaxed. We made out for a long time, before my instinct told me to remove her shirt. Then her pants. Then she said, "No" to the pants, so I went back to kissing her. Eventually I told her to take her bra off. I started grabbing titties and kissing her neck. I'd been grabbing her ass very hard through her pants while we made out.
I tried again for the pants. This time she let me take them off. She had a pink thong underneath. After a bit more kissing, she said "do what you want" and I thought...
WTF do I want to do?! I've never made it this far!!!
So I just went back to sucking titty and touching her pussy through her thong. Then I removed the thong and slid it down. She had a nice patch down there. I told her I appreciated that, and she laughed. I started to slide my fingers down into her pussy and she directed me, saying, "lower, lower", until I got my fingers inside. One digit, then two, like i'd seen in porno!
And I just started going in and out as her breathing became more rapid. I had no idea what I was doing! Absolutely none whatsoever.
But after a little of that, I put on my condom and she opened it and put it on me. I slid my penis inside...and...
NOTHING. It felt like NOTHING. CONDOMS SUCK!
So I just started going in and out cuz I assumed that's what you're supposed to do in this type of situation. But I found that my dick wasn't hard once inside. So I took it it out to reconfigure and get it working again. But it didn't work. Then I told her to wear my shirt and put her ass up and wiggle back and forth to make me hard again. It worked and I went in doggy style. I was surprised how compliant she was! I grinded her lips a little before putting on another condom for another stab at it. I tried again, but that's all I was doing mindlessly stabbing her while slapping her ass cheeks. I enjoyed the slapping. I asked her how it felt. She said a bit like a spanking. But my guy went flabby again, so I pulled out and jerked it trying to get it hard again. Mind you, I wasn't freaking out. I was more perplexed at the situation but joking along the way.
I DID NOT ADMIT IT WAS MY FIRST TIME. And I don't think I will.
She tried jerking it too, but her grip wasn't strong enough. But when I did it went back up. She said it was tremendous while big.
But then it floppy again. FUCK.
I started slapping her leg with it cuz it was effectively dead! Then I said okay, 5 more mins, then I'm calling it. We made out for a little longer I turned on the lights with Alexa, she put on her pants. She wanted some tea for her throat, so I let her stay in my room while I made tea as my roommates were talking about stuff in the living room.
We watched half of Soul Plane, then went to bed.
Very good movie, actually.
She took off her pants and I got a hand full of ass cheek as we slept/cuddled, I did not want to lose the memory of this, though we'll be meeting in a couple days for round 2.
I could barely sleep that night. My chest full of pride and my head was swirling with thoughts of who to tell first!
It wasn't cinematic. It wasn't mindblowing. I just made it happen with persistent effort.
She said aww you can't sleep? Why?
I said, nothing, no reason. Smiling the whole time.
"Also, if you pee on my bed I'll never forgive you." :evil:
In the morning, she asked me are you still on Hinge? I told her a line straight from Patrice O'neal: "Keep your head in the matrix. Don't worry about it."
"That doesn't answer my question."
I maintained.
Even after that, before she drove away, we kissed and she said. "Bye, sexy."
I've literally never heard anyone describe me as such, but she'd never know it!
We went kayaking later that day and had some daiquiris. First time for all three, actually!
I'm currently rereading the 16 commandments of poon and also learning all I can about sex and massage before Thursday. it's like cramming for a test!
Which brings me to the main point. My first time having sex will not be my last. I've hit the checkpoint, but that has only opened the door to learning more and more about sex and relationships and how to do them well.
She really wants to define the relationship and keep me. But I'm absolutely keeping my options open, as I don't know much about what women plan behind the scenes, and I can't put all my eggs in her basket. Even though I think she likes me a lot.
I've also learned that it's not my muscles, my money, my game (or lack thereof) or my clothes that attract her. It's that I'm a Man. One who's overcome fear and risked death to reach this point. I now realize all that I was chasing before was a surface level cover up.
Her baby daddy (and alpha imprint) is also Nigerian like me, and older (33) and fresh off the boat and "cheated" on her and already had a kid overseas. So this is why I can't take her so seriously! :?
If she wants to use me as boyfriend material for the time-being, fine. I'll get as much sex and experience points from her as I can.
I'll treat her well, but always remember to put my own happiness first, and not let her sweet words get to my head. Her good morning and good night texts could easily swell my ego into thinking she really likes me.
I haven't been on the AA program for a week or so. Work is a drain, but its only a two-week stint which ends in a week. Then I'll use my free time to hit it hard again. I need to finish and get to the point where I can openly approach girls, especially now that they're all back in school! Finally getting laid has shown me anything is possible and I can definitely get this program done!
